Alec Baldwin found guilty at Military Tribunal

On Monday, May 16th, a handcuffed and bedraggled Baldwin entered Guantanamo Bay’s south courtroom. He was arrested for committing heinous crimes against children, more specifically, child molestation. He molested several young teens including his own daughter, Ireland. The investigation started in October of last year. President Donald J. Trump reached out and did a personal investigation into whether or not Alec had intentionally shot and killed Halyna Hutches. That investigation was inclusive, however, Trump’s investigators uncovered information that linked Baldwin to crimes against children. Besides abusing Ireland, Baldwin tried to persuade her into “daughter swapping”. Trump handed his findings over to the Office of Military Commissions (OMC), which spent six months corroborating Trump’s data and ferreting out the sinister details of Baldwin’s criminal malfeasance.

They arrested Baldwin, at his home, in East Hampton, New York on May 1st and sent him to Guantanamo Bay to await a military tribunal.

As soon as he entered the courtroom, he began spewing obscenities at both Vice Adm. Darse E. Crandall and a female paralegal who was scrutinizing paperwork at the prosecutor’s table.

“F*** all you mother******, you and Trump,” Baldwin spat. His crazy eyes flashed open as he gawked at the female officer. “I see you there, honey.” He waggled his tongue at her. “The law wouldn’t indict me because I’m innocent, so you and Humpy Dumpty Trump are witch-hunting me because he has an axe to grind. Well, f*** all of you.”

“Another outburst and you’ll be gagged,” Vice Adm. Crandall said, his voice thick with exasperation.

Baldwin drew his thumb and index finger across his lips in a zippering gesture, ostensibly mocking the court.

Vice Adm. Crandall orated a brief opening statement, then swiftly called his first witness. It was Baldwin’s daughter Ireland, appearing on ZOOM. When Baldwin saw her face, he hopped from his chair and started shouting at the screen: “You disgusting, little lying piggy, you’ll pay for this, you and your mother,” Baldwin hissed.

GITMO security shackled Baldwin’s legs and gagged his mouth.

“Maybe now you’ll be more civil,” Vice Adm. Crandall said.

Ireland gave a tearful testimony. She spent 45 minutes describing how her father had begun molesting and raping her on her 10th Birthday. Baldwin, she said, would frequently receive adrenochrome infusions that sent him spiraling into a sexual frenzy targeting any young female in his field of vision. She said her father fed her Rohypnol, more commonly known as the “date rape” drug, which in high doses causes amnesia, loss of inhibitions, and loss of consciousness.

“When he was doing it to me, I didn’t know. And when he was done, I couldn’t remember,” Ireland said. “It was systemic. My mother knew, but she had kept quiet to protect the family name. After a while, he didn’t bother with the drug. When I was 11, he said he wanted me to ‘play with’ a friend of his who was a doctor with a daughter around my age. The implication was that this doctor would be raping me while my father raped his daughter, in the same bed, in the same room. That’s when I ran, and my mother sheltered me. Only later did I learn that the doctor was Dr. McCoy L. Moretz and his actress-daughter Chloe Grace, both were into the scene.”

Vice Admiral Crandall asked: “Other than your words, do you have other evidence to support your claims of molestation and abuse?”

“The images I’ve given you,” she replied. “I found these years later in my father’s private room. It seems he liked to take pictures.”

Vice Adm. Crandall showed the panel digital images and polaroid pictures of a naked Alec Baldwin flopping atop obviously underage girls, all of whom, Ireland assumed, Alec had drugged before penetrating them.

“He once told me he liked to give girls medicine,” Ireland said.

Vice Adm. Crandall said that JAG had identified the other women, but none were willing to testify against Baldwin. Even so, the panel tasked with weighing JAG’s evidence found Ireland’s testimony compelling enough to deliver a swift verdict of guilty, recommending that Baldwin, a sexual predator, be hanged for his ‘unforgivable’ sins.

“So be it,” Vice Adm. Crandall uttered. “Sentence to be carried out on the 1st of June.”

Tom Vilsack hung at GITMO

Biden’s former secretary of agriculture, Tom Vilsack, met his demise on Monday May 16th. He was found guilty of treason and hung for his crime. Vice Adm. Darse E. Crandall and a cadre of White Hat brass were present to oversee the execution. He fell on his sword, not once implicating Joseph R. Biden or Barack “Hussein” Obama in the wanton destruction of our nation’s food supply.  Like all Deep State convicts, he refused to repent seconds before the hangman flipped the switch that sent Vilsack dropping to his death.

GITMO sources, familiar with Vilsack’s death, told Real Raw News that Vice Adm. Crandall, who has a history of making witty quips at unrepentant Deep Staters, was uncharacteristically somber in the moments leading up to the execution, even as Vilsack, when asked if he had last words or wished to give a statement of contrition, said, “I only answer to one man, the president of the United States, Joseph Biden.”

“Admiral Crandall is mystified by their devotion to the Deep State apparatus. Is it devotion or fear or a mix? Even facing death, they say they’ve done nothing wrong, that they were following lawful orders.  Between active investigations and persons currently in custody, a lot of more Deep Staters will soon go down. I think the admiral expected some of these criminals to open up to save their own lives, but that isn’t happening. Even Anita Hill, though she seemed to have found some hope in religion, took one for the team, so to speak. You’d think confession would be cathartic, but they’d rather live and die in perdition,” our source said.

Secretary of Agriculture: Tom Vilsack arrested!

White Hats on Tuesday, April 24th, arrested secretary of agriculture, Thomas J. Vilsack, after connecting him to the calculated destruction of a dozen agricultural processing facilities across the United States.

Back on March 24, fake Biden made a shocking statement on national news. Muttered he, “With regard to food shortage, yes we did talk about food shortages, and it’s gonna be real,” in response to concerns about empty grocery store shelves and rising inflation. He pinned the blame on the usual suspect, Vladimir Putin, but also may have inadvertently telegraphed his administration’s goals of bankrupting and starving the American populace.

Within hours of Biden’s clairvoyant proclamation, a series of inexplicable ‘accidents’ began plaguing food processing plants throughout the country.

On March 24, a potato factory in Belfast, Maine, burned to the ground. Although officials said the fire was started by a large fryolator machine, line workers at Penobscot McCrum said the enormous vat fryers were disabled for routine maintenance when the blaze began.

On March 25, a mysterious fire razed the Maricopa Food Pantry in Maricopa County, Arizona, taking with it 50,000 pounds of staples. They are saying that animals chewing on wires, underneath the refrigerated trailers at Maricopa Pantry, may have been the cause, of the fire, that destroyed the food bank and all its contents.

On March 31, a massive structural fire consumed the largest fresh onion packing facility in South Texas. A family-run business, Rio Fresh Inc. supplied fresh produce to grocery stores like Kroger’s, Aldi, Tom Thumb, and H-E-B. The conflagration put 300 people out of work and destroyed an estimated 100 truckloads of onions.

On April 12, a raging inferno engulfed the East Conway Beef & Pork plant in New Hampshire. According to owner Darrell Robinson, the fire, which is still under investigation, “destroyed tens of thousands of pounds of beef and pork and killed livestock.”

These are just a few examples of an issue that transcends mere conspiracy theory; the callous, gradual annihilation of America’s food chain. Since March 24, astute observers have catalogued 15 such incidents, none of which were covered by the MSM.

The U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps took interest in the bizarre fires only after being contacted by an FBI whistleblower on April 21, the same day a light commuter plane, a Cessna A340, nosedived into a General Mills plant in Covington, Georgia, killing the alleged occupants, a student-pilot and his CFI. Although the National Transportation Safety Board said the owner of the plane was doing flight training, when the plane took a nosedive, the whistleblower claimed the FBI, not the NTSB, authored the accident report after usurping investigative authority from the NTSB’s regional go-team. This transfer of power should occur only if the NTSB suspects a crime and requests FBI aid. But in this case, the NTSB did not suspect a crime, did not request FBI help, and was shut out of the investigation within an hour of the crash. Typically, a thorough accident report takes weeks or months to compile, but the FBI had the answers at its fingertips in mere hours.

Furthermore, the whistleblower claimed that the FBI had “falsified” the accident report, and in doing so removed a crucial “Smoking Gun” fact that shreds to pieces the official account. The plane had no occupants. It was remote controlled.

Additionally, the informant said he knew who had orchestrated the crash, as well as the previously mentioned food factory fires. He named Secretary of Agriculture Thomas J. Vilsack and had paperwork to support his claim.

“We’re hesitant to believe anything coming out of the FBI, even from a so-called whistleblower. White Hats don’t trust the Justice Department; they’re Deep State. They are masters of deception and disinformation. So, our investigators independently verify everything, and I mean everything. I can’t discuss specifics on the plane, but we confirmed it was pilotless when it hit the General Mills facility. This gave us reason to authenticate some of Vilsack’s email correspondence given to us by the informant,” a JAG source told Real Raw News.

An email sent from Vilsack to Secretary of Commerce Gina Raimondo, dated April 13th 2022, read, “Small, isolated events won’t get coverage but will have an immense impact on inflation. People shouldn’t bitch about paying higher prices, they have too much food as is. A little combustion isn’t a bad thing.” Two days later, Vilsack sent her a second email: “How does the saying go? When he says jump, we ask, ‘how high.’ Aviation accidents happen all the time, doesn’t have to be 767s or 757s.” A third email, written on April 16th, said, “The best way to conceal a crime is to hide it amid other seemingly unrelated crimes.”

JAG’s associates at U.S. Army Cyber Command, Fort Gordon, confirmed the emails had been sent from Vilsack’s government email account.

“Under authority of the Insurrection Act of 1807, it was felt this was enough evidence to pick him up on charges of treason. JAG drafted a military arrest warrant in his name.”

Vilsack, the former Governor of Iowa and, prior to that, the longest serving member of Barack Obama’s original cabinet, was on April 26 taken into custody by JAG investigators, at his home in Mount Pleasant, Iowa.

“He will be processed and made to answer before a military tribunal,” our source said.