Putin discovers mass grave of child trafficking victims.
Russian Special Forces, during the week of April 18th, discovered a mass gravesite, that held the remains of children who had fallen prey to Ukraine’s child trafficking syndicates, Russian President Vladimir Putin told Trump during a Saturday evening telephone call held on April 23rd.
According to Putin, Russia’s Federal Security Service had received a tip suggesting that at least one Ukrainian child trafficking coven was still operating near Lviv, near the Slovakian border, a known hub for human traffickers seeking to offload victims into nearby Slovakia or Poland. Putin at first disbelieved the tipster’s story about hundreds of children being shuffled in and out of an abandoned textile mill. Two weeks earlier, his forces had swept the area around Lviv and found it absent of pedophile activity. The tipster, however, stuck to his story.
“Putin wouldn’t say how the informant knew of the alleged trafficking warehouse, but he told Trump God compelled an investigation. Contrary to what the MSM wants people to believe, Putin is not atheist, not satanic. He considers himself a Christian and is a lifelong member of the Russian Orthodox Church,” a source at Mar-a-lago said.
His ideology aside, Putin sent an infrared-equipped UAV to GPS coordinates the tipster had provided. Indeed, the drone found the textile mill, but its thermal optics found no evidence of body heat either at or within 2 sq. km. of the plant, which was constructed entirely of brickwork.
“Putin told Trump that early in this conflict, his Army uncovered a trafficking den in Mariupol. The traffickers had coated the walls and ceiling of the building with a metallic film that absorbs infrared radiation and makes anyone inside invisible to the drone or handheld IR guns. Taking that into consideration, he told President Trump, he sent his Special Forces to investigate,” our source said.
But even Russia’s stoic and valiant Spetznas weren’t prepared for what they stumbled into. Upon entering the structure, they found the scorched and skeletal remains of 65 children who had been locked in a calendaring room, doused in accelerant, and set afire. They’d burned alive. A few corpses had not burned to the bone and you could see the charred muscle and sinew. The heat had been so intense it fractured skulls. Not a single corpse was over four feet in length, leading Putin to a macabre conclusion: They were all young children whom child traffickers–fearing for their own safety at the onset of his Special Military Operation–murdered rather than set free before fleeing the vicinity for sanctuary with Volodymyr Zelensky.
“Putin said that his people will check teeth against dental records but it’s a shot in the dark because in some of the poorer cities along the border, well, dental exams aren’t a priority. He isn’t even sure the kids were Russian,” our source said.
Putin and Trump shared a moment of silence for the children, then Trump offered a lamentation for child trafficking victims across the globe.
“There’s no greater crime, President Putin, then attacks on innocent, defenseless children. This is a huge tragedy, as you know, and we must fight it in a big way. We may not agree on everything, but we’re united on this. And they will face our fire and fury,” Trump reportedly told Putin.
When Trump asked what became of the tipster, Putin only said that “he’s been taken care of,” and insisted that Zelenskyy, along with his European and American co-conspirators, be held to account for murdering children and harboring known traffickers and pedophiles.
“They are and will be,” Trump replied.