The U.S. Navy JAG Corps abruptly amended Fauci’s scheduled date of execution from April 26th to April 25th, for reasons still unknown. Also this same Monday morning, they also executed former Clinton advisor Loretta Lynch who was sentenced back on April 7th.
The back-to-back hangings began at 8:00 am sharp. GITMO security woke Fauci at 6 am and asked if he wanted a final meal. A still sleepy Fauci told them “Its’ only Monday, you morons. Obama might still call.”
According to a JAG memorandum, reviewed by RRN, Fauci genuinely believed that Obama had the authority to phone GITMO and grant a stay of execution or supersede the Office of Military Commissions’ judgement against him. When he was told that Obama wouldn’t be calling, Fauci, began proclaiming his innocence, hollering into the air, his crackled voice echoing off the walls of his Camp Delta detention cell. “You can’t do this to me; I’m Dr. Fauci,” he screamed.
Meanwhile, GITMO security, on the opposite side of Camp Delta, informed Loretta Lynch that her execution day was upon her. Unlike Fauci, she not once invoked Obama’s name. Rather, she resigned herself to her fate with a surprisingly cheerful disposition and an unexpected dignity. In one hand she clutched a King James Bible and in the other a crucifix. A JAG representative stated that Lynch claimed to have found religion during her brief stint at Guantanamo Bay.
At 8:00 am the Humvee, carrying Lynch and an armed security detail, entered the clearing where a military ensemble was awaiting her arrival, in front of the gallows. She exited the vehicle and moved toward the lethal apparatus, saying, “Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.”
As was customary, a U.S. Navy Chaplain stood beside the hangman atop the gallows. The chaplain present was Drew d’Auguste, the same chaplain who oversaw Gavin Newsom’s execution earlier this year. Standing stoically beside him, Lynch asked, “Will you pray for me?” as the hangman fitted the noose around her neck.
“Of course, I will,” Chaplain d’Auguste said. “O God from whom all holy desires, all right counsels and all just, accept this child into thou welcoming arms…”
Below them, Vice Adm. Darse E. Crandall spoke: “If you’ve truly accepted Christ into your heart, I commend you. If only you’d done it sooner in life. You’ve been found guilty of treason and sentenced to hang.”
“Admiral Crandall, you must do what you have to do. I don’t fear death for I am saved. A better world awaits me, a world of jeweled sidewalks and golden roads, a world free of suffering. I forgive you,” Lynch said.
Vice Adm. Crandall stood in silence a moment, then signaled the hangman. A second later Lynch was dead.
“Get it ready again,” Vice Adm. Crandall said, gesturing at the gallows. “one hour.”
Fauci arrived at the gallows at 9:15 am. Any sign of Lynch was gone and the gallows was prepped and ready to go. You would never guess there had been a hanging an hour prior. Under armed guard, he emerged from the Hummer with a nasty disposition, clamoring about Donald J. Trump and Senator Rand Paul, and whining of constitutional illegalities of military tribunals. It was Obama this and Obama that, as if expecting his dark overlord to miraculously appear.
He was hurling obscenities at Vice Adm. Crandall when he felt the barrel of an M18 pistol pressed firmly against his back. The Marine holding the pistol ordered Fauci up the steps to the platform. There, Chaplain d’Auguste offered Last Rites, which Fauci refused.
“F*ck you and your Rites,” Fauci said.
“Anthony Stephen Fauci, having been found guilty of treason, murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and, you sick bastard, sex crimes against children, you’ve been sentenced to hang by the neck until dead. Have you any final words?” Vice Admiral Crandall called out.
The hangman was putting the noose around Fauci’s scrawny neck. “You’re killing me because I believe in science,” Fauci croaked. “None of you understand science, and if you did, you’d release me right now. Science is immutable—”
“Let us help you understand science, Fauci,” Vice Adm. Crandall interrupted. “In science there’s this thing called gravity—it’s inescapable. Let us show you.”
The door beneath Fauci’s feet swung open and he dropped to his death, emitting a gurgling cry a split-second before his neck snapped. He was pronounced dead and zipped into a polyurethane bag.
I have received the upcoming dates for future tribunals. They are as follows:
Sources at the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps and the office of Marine Corps General David H. Berger have confirmed the following upcoming military tribunals.
Sec. of Agriculture Thomas Vilsack — May 9
William Charles Ayers — May 12
Actor Alec Baldwin — May 16
Former Hussein Obama Advisor Valerie June Jarrett — May 18
This is getting good folks. Enjoy the show cause the masquerade is almost over. Stay tuned.