Mar-a-lago Spies caught

As you all know, from watching the lame stream media, the persecution and witch hunt on Trump continues. The deep state just won’t quit. There is nothing on Trump because he did nothing wrong. Move on little children, enough is enough. If this was a member of the liberal party or demoncrats, they would be crying harassment and everything else under the sun. On February 18th, 2 men were caught eavesdropping on President Donald J. Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate by Delta Force.

Trump’s Delta protection detail spotted a “suspicious” van parked on South Ocean Blvd. The van was a Ford E Transit cargo van without license plates, with a parabolic microphone sticking out an open window, at 10:30 pm. They flanked the van, yanked open its doors, and hurled the driver and passenger to the pavement. The occupants claimed to be tourists from New Hampshire, on a road trip through Florida. They said they wanted to stop at Mar-a-Lago to see if it was as luxurious in reality as it appeared on television and in the pictures. Their story was very suspect for several reasons:

  • No license plates
  • No identification
  • Long-range dish microphone
  • 2 DJI Mavic 3 thermal drones in the truck

The suspects were unarmed and no weapons were found in the vehicle. Delta Force arrested the suspects on “suspicion of espionage” and brought them to a JAG office in south Florida.

“The Deep State usually isn’t so obvious, but we need to identify these guys, figure out who they are and who they work for,” my source stated.

The suspects are now in custody at Marine Corps Base Camp Blaz, Guam, which officially opened on January 25, 2023, under White Hat control. They have been identified as Eric Scholz, a former FBI special agent who in 2017 resigned from the Bureau, following allegations he had planted child pornography on personal computers of Trump supporters, and Ira Hamutal, a former Mossad agent who holds dual United States-Israel citizenship.

“These are no mere tourists,” our source said. “They’re both former intelligence but not so good at their job. They didn’t ply their craft well by conspicuously parking their van in eyesight of a dozen security cameras they were idiots. Before getting shipped to Blaz, JAG tried to interrogate them in Florida, but they kept up with we’re just tourist crap, which made no sense. Someone hired these blundering idiots,” my source said.

Asked why JAG flew them to Guam instead of GITMO, he said, “It’s above my pay grade to know for sure, but I can tell you one thing: GITMO’s cells are RSVP. Blaz, as far as I know, is pretty much empty.”